Fancy places

The following Hotelism was actually a commercial for a local ISP that I heard on the radio on the way to the hotel.
"Po'ershift gives service all them places up there in the teekies. Most 'them other ISPs don't even know what the teekies is - they thinks is a torch er some'in. 'At's right, we provide in'nernet not jus' ta them big fancy towns that have a mall, like Morrisville or Newport..."