Fruitcake

"...overall the lady was pretty weird, but that was just put the icing on the cake"
"it sounds like it was icing on the fruitcake to me."

I think I'm going to start using this expression more often, especially around Christmas time. Fruitcakes are prety funny and peculiar in and of themselves, but it is even more outrageous to put icing on them.

Sethism

"I've realized that I understand 8th grade girls about as well today as I understood them when I was an 8th grade boy"

A quote from my dear, dear friend Seth after substitute teaching an 8th grade Algebra class at Essex High.