The only smooth paved surface in Vermont

"All the roads are pretty bumpy."
"Yeah, I have a friend who once said, 'Ya know, the Burlington Bike path has got to be the only smooth paved surface in all of Vermont' ."
"Yeah, he might be right about that one."

Also today I heard the phrase "Are we still waiting for peeps?" used. Somewhat normal slang. But quite uncommon language for a middle-aged buisiness man - when talking to yet another, middle-aged buisiness man.

Earlier this week:
"So, I hear you've been the butt of everyone's jokes lately."
"Yeah, it just goes in one ear and out the other."
"Well I suppose it makes it easier, when there's nothign inbetween to stop it, huh?"